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Flamingo Razor

Flamingo Razor

Okay. Real review. Real thoughts. I HATED the flamingo razor. I bought it because my platinum Gillette Venus fell and broke to irreparable status. I was in #target thinking, “hmm I really should shave my legs, armpits, etc” and saw a pretty, shiny thing in the razor aisle. Enter the purple and rose gold flamingo. Gorgeous. Okay $9 and the refills seem to be a good price too. Sold. Also it’s not difficult to tempt me to buy or try anything.

 

Anyway. Purchased. Used a few weeks. Noticed my legs and arms had razor burn and were severely itchy. Not a good look. Or feel.  Thought to myself, (because i don’t actually speak to anyone else) “hmm, whats different?” This mother fucking flamingo. Also you should know, I’ve had laser hair removal everywhere, so it’s not like I’m trying to shave a fucking field. It’s just a few stray hairs here and there.  This razor was the worst thing to happen to me, EVER.  So much so, I’ve come out of my multi-month blogging hiatus just to put the word out there that this thing is the worst. 

 

End game. I bought a new Gillette Venus platinum razor handle and I use the Olay refills. My legs are smooth again, itch and bump free. Hallelujah.  

 

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The best a girl can get.  

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don’t be tempted by this sorcery. It’s a special kind of evil. Not to mention the suction cup holder is crap and won’t even stick when it’s holding NOTHING. 

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